by certifiedF-sharp April 22, 2022
Get the F-sharpmug. An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
Get the F-tonmug. Suuuuper hot smart dude omg I can't stop thinking about how much I love him if you know a Dawson F then date him RIGHT NOW NO MATTER WHAT, he seems quirky and boring at first but TRUST ME, he's SOOOOOO PERFECT and will love you like no other.
by Someidiotontheurbandictionary March 9, 2022
Get the Dawson Fmug. Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 8, 2019
Get the Professor Fmug. Being yourself no matter what people say; Not changing yourself for accolades or recognition; Doing what feeds your spirit without fear of isolation or rejection.
Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
Celebrating individuality while accepting your wins and losses.
by Big Strick July 19, 2022
Get the F Cloutmug. What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.
F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."
"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
Get the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G Vmug. An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.
by F-Pack June 18, 2014
Get the F-Packmug.