red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.

Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Red Army

A style of driving marked by utter fearlessness and a complete disregard for human life, inclusive of the driver and any passengers. The default driving style of anyone who has ever been trained to operate a vehicle in the armed forces of the former USSR.

"Don't ever accept a ride from Timur if you value your life. He drives Red Army style!"

by Moll Esther November 14, 2011

red sox

Baseball's most badass team whose heated rivalry against the Yankees should be a lot friendlier. Don't take that shit off the field. The Yankees are a good team too. We just love watching them lose.

Hopefully the Red Sox will pull a repeat!

by SoxNinja April 4, 2005

Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012

Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

by billy micheals. January 10, 2011

red or green ?

The New Mexico state question. Red or green chilie is put on everything from Apple Pie to Hamburgers and Ribs ect. Chilie is not just for breakfast anymore. There is also the combination choice of christmas. Both red and green.

Go to any resteraunt and they will ask. Red or Green ?

by Barny Rubble September 12, 2006