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Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
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Fuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone:
“Bro, I fucked her so hard last night”

To express disgust, anger:

Disgust. “Ew, you are fucking gross. That’s nasty.”

Anger. “Oh my god! Go fuck a rhino you fat pig!”

To add emphasis to a sentence:

I can’t beleive you fucking did that! That’s fucking sick, bro!
And... yeah so fuck is a special word. Use it carefully or you might get punched in the balls.
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fuck that ass

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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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Fuck Schway

When someone tries to make fun of you carefree set up at your pad and you are offended by their tone
“Nice bean bag chairs, are they suppose to invite people away from the tv?”
Like I care. Don’t mess with my Fuck Schway!”
by OldManMcRanf February 18, 2019
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Fuck

(Other forms are fucker, fucking)

1. A slang term for sexual intercourse, usually used by males talking about a female.

2. A broad term exclaimed to portray anger in the speaker.

3. A word that can be added in almost any sentence, in any form, for one of two reasons. One, to exemplify the speaker's voice and draw attention to it. Two, to talk in slang or in an angry tone which can make one seem unintelligent.
1. "Dude, we're going to fuck tonight."

2. (Scrapes knee) "Ah, fuck"

3. "I need a fucking pencil, ok?"

"Jesus, he's a fucking retard!"

"We need someone to fucking nerf Chrom!"
by TacoMaster33 February 18, 2019
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Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.
"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"
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