confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Side dick

Male side chick

“So your girl isn’t really your girl?”

“No, I’m her side dick.”

by Anonymous 4732 March 6, 2020

Dick-all

I started using this at work (in a hospital) we can't say 'quiet' or 'slow' as it brings the Thunder, so I started using Dick-all. This means nothing going on, no business, no plans, boring. Also see 'Jack-Squat'.

"There is dick-all happening in the OB unit tonight" or "let's do something Friday, I have dick-all for plans".

by ColoradoG May 12, 2023

Dick Dangler

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

by WMFK. August 28, 2023

Big Dick Energy

Megan Thee Stallion

She's the definition of big dick energy.

by RemyJeager April 14, 2020

Dick

A common nickname for Richard.

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021