National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020

Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes

A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck

by Def king December 8, 2020

Ass grapes

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST

"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"

by Blablagurl December 8, 2020

im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

Ass Water

The sweat between your ass-cheek.

I collect my ass water.

(or)

Tod: Ayo you smell like ‘Ass Water’
Steve: ayo Tod that’s mean brr :(

by imabotx December 14, 2020