by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025
Get the Dumbo Dick mug."Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
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Man, I’ve been wanting to get dicked down by that guy for a long time.
After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.
After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.
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Friend 2:” what happened bro?”
Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”
Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
Friend 2:” what happened bro?”
Friend 1: “My penis was shaking and jiggling and it bled everywhere. It took a while to lick it all up.”
Friend 2: “Now that’s what I call Spaz dick, heh.”
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