Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick

Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day

by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025

dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019

just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.

Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.

by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021

my dick

it's big huge and girls like it a lot.

"I think she wants my dick bro"

by wrknjrk November 13, 2019

dick man

when you feel like your a dick

Me: im a dick man

Friend: what

Me: its when you feel like a dick

Friend: oh... ok

by Minecraft gamer 123 May 23, 2020

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016

Dick Master

Master of Dick, Dick as in the male reproductive organs. The person who commands all dick.

John: Yo bro Ava called me The Dick Master yesterday!

by ZoomTomb_404 April 30, 2024