Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

ass

you Botox

Suck my ass

by botox man December 4, 2020

bish ass

The bestest form of friendship ever

That girl is my bish ass.

Wow bro that's dope!

by Dark-steel919 October 22, 2019

Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.

"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"

by Undun July 13, 2020

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019