Slinging Dick

"Slinging Dick" refers to fucking shit up, be it in a video game or real life. If you got MVP in a Halo, you were slinging dick that match.

COD Announcer: Friendly nuke has been launched.

Player 1: Goddamn, that guy is slinging dick?/!

by Big dong6969 July 11, 2024

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Dick Gozinya

A prank name which is supposed to sound like dick goes in ya

Me: Hello! My name is Dick Gozinya.

Them: So that means a dick goes in you?
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by @bendover69 April 11, 2024

Pluto Dick

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.

What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.

by CLEdogg May 18, 2014

Dick

Someone how acts like a huge jerk

Dan is such a dick

by Screw everyone December 3, 2020

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017