shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

catch up soon

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.

Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.

Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!

If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.

Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.

by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

4 fingers up

Putting four fingers up in a picture is a way of you secretly saying that your GAY for ZUBAIDA:)

"hey did you see where gabe posted a
picture with 4 fingers up??"

by eh..gurl.what August 16, 2022

up-button'd

when a shit D pad accidentally triggers the up button instead of left/right button

"I was on world-record pace but I got up-button'd and died"

by virgin-inator 9000 September 18, 2022