paws to ass

Chicago slang that mean they finna beat your ass

“if she speak on me again im putting paws to ass fytb ”

by anonymous October 18, 2022

ass piranha

A person who relentlessly chases ass, as they are not/have not gotten any.

Ass piranha ass piranha

by ghostlyhalo May 5, 2014

burrito ass

Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.

After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.

by dictat-har June 27, 2016

Ass

a foolish or stupid person

My brother is currently being an ass.

by yeetdemon March 3, 2022

Ass

The part were number two and the gas comes out of your body

That ass is loud

by Choo2030 December 2, 2022

Ass face

A face that you would fuck

Damn that bitch totally has an ass face

by Horny for dominic January 24, 2022

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019