my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.

Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!

by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023

My mutrals

The handsome babies that are on TikTok and that talk me a lot so much be are best friends!

My mutrals are handsome

by Ilovemylove October 17, 2021

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

hit my horn

Call my phone

Aiight bro, hit my horn later

by DeuceDon October 20, 2017

My parents

My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!

Jim: My parents care for me the best way they can.

Bob: That’s great, man.

by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022