Ass Eater 9000

A Person who Eats Ass like a mechanical robot

Joe: Hey Steve Wanna eat me out?
Steve: YEAH BOY IMA EAT THAT ASS LIKE A ASS EATER 9000

by jhionly April 6, 2023

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018

National Smack ass day

December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass

National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world

by Steph..323 December 4, 2021

Ass hope

When your friend is constantly chasing and flirting with someone in the hopes th sleep together even though the other person isn't at all interested.

Look at gregg over there talking to sindy... He's full of Ass hope

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro September 9, 2021

Ass Cheeks

The Current Gen 7 NASCAR Cup Car

God that cup car is ass cheeks on short tracks.

by Blaney Fans’s April 17, 2025

Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!

by Uncle father November 30, 2022

Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023