water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

holy water

Natural enemy of liberals. Just like stakes are a enemy of vampires or kryptonite is the enemy of superman.

The priest sprinked holy water on a woman who was a liberal slut.

Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"

by Johnny smith12 December 19, 2007

Dead In The Water

slang means termination for no reason whatsover, done and over with from human resources but not support technician....by BR from HR in Dec. 2000....but not from support technician
fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

Support Technician: when i was terminated it was dead in the water...
Human Resources: Terminated support technician for no reason whatsover...
Support Technician 07/07/07 Greeeeedyyyyyy!!!!!

by blthrskt August 2, 2007

water buffalo

to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.

John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.

by MenicStargazer July 4, 2010

Is water wet

It’s not wet

Because... logic

Everest: Is water wet Beacuse I know it’s wet
Me: No you retard it’s not

by Nick3030303 May 31, 2018

smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

by tb da MC September 11, 2008

dog water

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

by Jono August 30, 2003