muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.

Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"

by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017

Salem Witch Trail

A act of hanging your significant other and fucking them while you pretend to be possesed.

Do not try at home

"Dude, i Salem Witch Trailed that bitch so hard last night that she almost didn't make it"

by You're Magically Delicious February 19, 2018

on my trail

When some one or something is in pursuit of you or when they are finding out what you are doing.

Man I slept at Rachel house last night and my girlfriend said I had glitter on m when I can home. She on my trail.

by JuggKing June 18, 2018

Peter’s Trail

The sexual art of ejaculating down a women’s spine starting at the base of her neck down to her tailbone and then proceeding to putting her shirt on over it.

Yoo boys, that hoe let me take her down Peter’s Trail last night. She had the wet mark at her family dinner.

by tGlocc September 7, 2019

The old trailer voice

The deep, croaky, and epic voices of Don LaFontain and Redd Pepper that narrate every old movie/video game trailer in existence. Usually says cliches like: 'in a world, where...', 'but there was one thing they didn't count on...' and 'one man has the power to...'
Now also known as the Honest Trailers voice.

try sounding more cooler by using the old trailer voice

by Sully van September 29, 2019

camp pocono trails

a weight loss camp in the pocons where you can meet life long friends and never want to leave. it has everything to do under the sun and is probably the best camp you will ever go to.

hey have you ever been to camp pocono trails?
no why

You totally should it’s the best camp ever

by dboss December 14, 2019