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Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...
A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"
by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011
mugGet the Jew Chummug.

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.
by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017
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Jew ice

Yo bro hes one of those Jew ice people
by Luvlttrs4geozz June 27, 2023
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bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
mugGet the bagle eating jewmug.

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
mugGet the Sea Jewmug.

jew energy

when you feel like a hot bad bitch and your walking in your saviors steps (Adam Sandler) on the path to success
wow! you have real jew energy!
your giving jew energy !
by bunville September 14, 2023
mugGet the jew energymug.

Jew bits

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change
by zack the hack December 23, 2011
mugGet the Jew bitsmug.

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