Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.

“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24”
“My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”

by RasVitamix February 10, 2024

Cold treasure

A complimentary prize if any for those that somehow got everything else so they run out of things to collect.

He was so good at the carnival games he ended up with more Cold treasures than actual prizes.
They give out star stickers with the words "you did it" on it as Cold treasures.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

cold

A man who’s prominently muscular, breaks the camouflage skateboard every ride. Bad in bed (tends to fart).

omg look at cold go, he’s flying done that hill

by bigfatwilly March 3, 2021

cold chilling

The term "Cold Chilling" refers to a turkey or chicken when you by it at the supermarket and it is chilling in a refridgerator of some sort. The turkey is "cold chilling". To use it in average talk, you would use it as a substitute for relaxing or being lazy.
•Person 1: "What are you up too?"
•Person 2: "Just cold chilling."
•Person 1: "I'm having a total lazy day too"

"I'm just cold chilling today, man. Maxing and relaxing

by ride.the.good.vibes June 22, 2015

Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021