Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.

Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

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Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024

skibidi toilet

fucking looser baby ass shit

8 year old: I love skibidi toilet
me: shut the fuck up

by bongular missle creator September 25, 2025

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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say

Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"

by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024