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Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020
mugGet the Ring Burnmug.

Red Ring

Blood on foreskin causing a blood ring around the penis.
Dude i went the to bathroom after period sex and got the Red Ring!
by DaZaWizz December 1, 2024
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Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business
After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.
by N. Chastain June 4, 2023
mugGet the Constrictor ringsmug.

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket
Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom
by anonymous January 13, 2022
mugGet the Ring burner shitmug.

three ring circus

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!
by bacodetaco January 24, 2024
mugGet the three ring circusmug.

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
by Katostrophic April 30, 2022
mugGet the W-ringmug.

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
by Leo253 December 13, 2017
mugGet the redneck wedding ringmug.

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