by John David Earling February 1, 2022
Get the John David Earlingmug. by Iheartvina June 11, 2023
Get the David ponce vazquezmug. David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
by Truthsayerofdavidism November 26, 2021
Get the God David dazzlemug. by Ilostcustodyofmychildren April 27, 2020
Get the David Logan Millermug. God Himself
by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018
Get the David Olvera Montielmug. If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
Get the David Lee Rothmug. the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006
Get the pulling a David Blainemug.