Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

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lady cat

A lady cat is a girl who can't live without any cats. She is usually a shy, clumsy, crazy and funny person, that can know a lots of people about her clumsy. In her house there are usually a lot of cats, and she loves it all. Lady cat talks with her cats, and they understand and love theyre mistress.

people 1:"ehi, who is she?"
people 2:"who she?"
people 1:"the girl that is talking with that cat!"
people 2:"Ahhh she is a lady cat!!!"

by la_gattaraaaaaaaa November 22, 2021

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security cat

defender of the office, both from threats internal and external

Security Cat issued an office-wide memorandum on proper coffee-making etiquette.

by Security Cat August 7, 2015

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Masked Cat

Masked Cat is a unique species that appears to be a cartoon cat that is blue with an ash hoodie and face mask. They are commonly found practicing artistic activities and make bad jokes. They live in the northern parts of the USA.

The Masked Cat likes to call himself ''The Funny Man''
-Some Confused Individual

by Masked Cat November 29, 2022

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