smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023

SMOKEELY

when you smell smoke but it isn't smoke it's air

DO you smell smokeely

by CoolJeffMan123 March 5, 2023

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.

Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?

by MrChatz January 19, 2017

blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.

Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”

by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022