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smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.
Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!
by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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Fade/Smoke

Fade (or Smoke) is a term used to describe the action of a fight taking place.
1. "You don't want this fade/smoke."
2. " Hey, I heard you was talking shit, you don't want this fade."
by SPXCTRE December 9, 2022
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j smoking

by Lil Kuzi May 2, 2018
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What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.
I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!
by Jazzyraing October 8, 2019
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For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror
Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night
by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023
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smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run
Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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