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Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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Ring Toss

The sexual act of two people tossing donuts with a ring in a middle onto a man’s erect penis. By the end of this the penis should have been covered in donuts from base to tip. Afterwards, the man can glaze the donut (cover cum on it) and the winner of the game can then eat the donut. This act must require at least two people but more can play depending on the size of the penis.
My two best friends love playing Ring Toss with me.
by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
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Freedom Rings

Not wearing underwear to allow balls to ring (Applicable to males only)
Charle's does Freedom Rings? (YES)
by Asshole@9000 November 16, 2022
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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
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Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4
by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021
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Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.
"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."
by Keving Rady June 27, 2024
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