Retarded

Retarded means slow.

- Was he slow?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?

by b-a-b-y August 29, 2017

retarded

Zg

zg is retarded

by d3yyluvvmee December 13, 2022

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.

"The retard just looked up the definition, funniest shit i've ever seen"

by annoyingguy June 11, 2020

Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

retarded

ani

bro look at ani she’s retarded asf

by the rat writer October 23, 2022