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Shotgun Gut Punch

Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021
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Punch Out Ending

a mediocre end to a movie, tv show or book that involves little to no skill, imagination or effort on the part of writers.
"We Are the Millers" was a big lead up to a Punch Out Ending.
by chet manley March 10, 2014
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Donkey Punch

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
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SUPER PUNCH

The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.
by AK Gangstar January 9, 2008
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Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.
by uramisan August 18, 2010
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Saucy Punch Hole

The opening between female's legs; a vagina.
Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?

Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.
by P'Lod January 17, 2010
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Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.
Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.
by DrTinz February 19, 2008
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