Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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Katoot your pants

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!
Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..
by 🕷 grunger 🕷 May 05, 2019
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Scammer McScammy Pants

Scammer McScammy Pants are YouTube creators who incentivize watchers to super chat them with the promise that all money collected will go to a named charity, however, truth is very little actually went to the charity.
Scammer McScammy Pants known as Onewen, Diane’s Channel and Its Randis Life kept at least twenty five thousand dollars that was ear marked for St Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
by Onewen2 March 14, 2021
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stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
by Joseph Tottleson January 26, 2023
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Jizzed in my pants

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
by bagelbailey June 08, 2009
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Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
by Neroli April 21, 2008
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