Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

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Pirate AYE_adT_kok

When a pirate loses his booty to a kok rambler member

Pirate AYE_adT_kok thanks for the donation of 10 dollars

by Joepoe May 3, 2023

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pilots with a lisp

pirates are just pilots with a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 4, 2022

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Pirate

Describing someone who keeps abusing copyright laws. See piracy.

The owners of that football team who copied their logo from Real Madrid are fucking pirates.

by Ritzrandom December 12, 2022

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Ice Pirate

When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.

I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.

by Sganz41 December 22, 2022

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