Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

Jam

Perform improvisation with other musicians, particularly in blues or jazz.

"the opportunity to jam with Atlanta blues musicians" -Kevin Kline

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Jam Jam

A man that like to get married lots

You heard about Jamie he's getting married again, he's such a Jam Jam

by Fartfacefannyboy June 25, 2025

Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.

by Gap41 July 5, 2025

Rocky Mountain Log Jam

When your partner has to take a shit so you butt fuck them and they have to try and push your dick out with their turd

Me and the wife did a Rocky Mountain Log Jam last night. It was so hot!

by Fatdrunknstupid July 20, 2025

Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.

Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025