national nut day 

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.

guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!

national nut day by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019

Post-Nut Clarity 

Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.

Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.

Post-Nut Clarity by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 5, 2019

ferocious nut 

When you ejaculate so hard you forget where you are and who you are

Damn, I busted a ferocious nut last night.

ferocious nut by CookAfRoginmyVanEverydayReal November 20, 2017

Busting a Nut Laughing 

A term used when you are laughing insanely hard. Similar to laughing your ass off, you are busting a nut, because you are laughing so hard at a persons joke.

Jeff: "Damn, look at her camel toe gobble up those tights!! Hahahahah"
Carlos: "Oh my god! I am busting a nut laughing right now!!"

Busting a Nut Laughing by Alex22uc August 16, 2012

No Nut November Cheat Day 

Doesn't exist

Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

No Nut November Cheat Day by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019

Post Nut Depression 

A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.

Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.

Post Nut Depression by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019

Nigga Nut 

The balls of a black man

yo I hit her with my lipton tea bags
your what?
My nigga nuts
ohhhhhh

Nigga Nut by MushyTheDyke September 29, 2017