monkey sex

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

by doowopTown July 27, 2009

Chunky Monkey

A female with a fat pussy. Chunky as in chubby or thick. Monkey as in pussy. Not to be confused with a FUPA, which is a fat upper pussy area.

Nema: Ayo cuz did you smash last night?

Weez: Hell yeah nucca that broad had a Chunky Monkey!

by B. Pipez March 17, 2009

northern monkey

A gentleman who talks about how much he likes gravy then proceeds to bathe in gravy and then drink it, keeps pigeons, ferrets and t'wife in shed in t'garden. Eats toast with oxo cubes sprinkled on top, comes to the pub with £1.40 and manages to get drunk and spill 4 pints of tetleys down his tweeds.

A northern monkey is identifiable in the pub as usually can be heard asking "can I have a light f'mi fag"

by Rich McLaughlin March 10, 2008

Monkey Fist

When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.

Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.

by E. Barrett March 7, 2008

Cock-monkey

1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.

"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."

by soulspinner July 15, 2006

google monkey

The bitch in a nerd group. The Google Monkey is the one that makes random Google searches while everyone else enjoys the Mountain Dew.

"Google Monkey, SEARCH!"

by .A.K.A.A.R. September 14, 2008

Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

by Euphemia Li Brittania April 1, 2011