Mike Tysed

The act of being so baked that you feel like you got knocked out by Mike Tyson.

Stoner 1: I'm so stoned I feel tysed
Stoner 2: How typed?
Stoner 1: Mike Tysed

by Ronald Diaz April 24, 2014

mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys

mike ruszczyk is behind you!

by Bywo December 9, 2018

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.

Stop being a Mike Smith

by Johnny hustle July 25, 2022

Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.

Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!

by Fien-machine December 21, 2023

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016