Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.

I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.

by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025

Theta male

Theta male is a specific concept that implies an “angeled” personality, interpreted as being partially non-heterosexual. This interpretation draws on a more scientific understanding of the term theta, which in mathematics, physics, and science commonly refers to angles.

-Haakon

You are such a Theta male. (Refers to not knowing if he is 100 % straight or not)

by HaakonW May 23, 2025

Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.

"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male

by Tomkhek May 24, 2025

Eta Male

An Eta Male is a male who dresses and acts feminine but doesn't want to be considered a femboy due to the stigma surrounding it.

"Jason is a sigma male dude"
"Nah I saw him wearing a maid outfit, he's an eta male"

by braybu May 29, 2025

Ngozi (Male)

A male child named Ngozi i very rare to find when you encounter one you have to be carefull they can make you kiss them the moment you have the smallest feeling for them
they very handsome you falling love the first time you see them they know how to give head to girls they are very tall with hard hair

the tend to be wicked and they love revenge they normally have big dick cause i have had an encounter with one of them, they are cunning manipulative and most important (they are freaks) sexually high.......
and they have big trust issues

Ngozi (Male)A male child named Ngozi i very rare to find when you encounter one you have to be carefull they're being defined as the sexy dangerous boy in your dreams
don't be an Ngozi

never trust an Ngozi

by anonymous <"_">girl April 4, 2024

Male Flipper

A "Male Flipper" is a guy that MUST have complete control of the TV remote, so he can flip stations to avoid commercials.

Ross wouldn't let Rachel have the remote control, because being a "male flipper" he had to constantly flip the TV stations to avoid watching ANY commercials. So she "flipped" him off as she stormed out of the room.

by Julesheart April 11, 2024