Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
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by Iratezebra1 May 26, 2022
Get the Kyle mug.A true god of men besides the neck beard. He will fuck any hole besides a women’s. Can be seen moving in herds of homosexual men and enjoying himself. Usually the tallest one in the group.
Look at that group of gays that must be the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal of the group you can tell it’s him by his large neck beard.
by RedRiotAngel May 28, 2022
Get the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal mug.Typically gay and transgender. Kyles love child porn and berating retail employees. A Kyle's diet consists of a 20 piece McNugget, a basket of fries, a large Coke, and extra BBQ sauce. Kyle is gay and loves strong black men. A Kyle's grandma will usually have a black eye because she didn't get him the right soylent.
"Mom, can you get me a large Papa John's pepperoni pizza?"
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
"Sure, let me see if your grandparents want any other toppings. We can do a half and half."
"No! I need a whole pizza for myself, you dumb bitch."
"Stop being such a fat, greasy Kyle."
by BiggJawn May 30, 2022
Get the Kyle mug.Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021
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