June 16

June 16th is national fake bitches day. Post a story in honor of all the weird bitches that came in life and wasted your time.

girl 1: "hey it's june 16. fake bitches day !"
girl 2: "I know. I'm gonna post savanna. You should post emma😹"

by bixesstaymad June 15, 2022

June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023

June 20

Kiss your friend/gf day

Him: it’s June 20. Her: so? Him: let’s kiss

by Koifish653 June 4, 2022

29th of June

The day the greatest chad, most handsome and manliest ALI ever was born.
if you happen to have the same birthday you would make a great side kick to Ali Monged.

oh shit its 29th of June I must bring all my money to the great Ali. OH ALI WE LOVE YOU.

by Alive34 May 13, 2022

June 4th

The day you forgot your kid was still in the car, then came back 3 hours later only to find that your kid drove the car away💀

Guy: “hey, did you hear that it’s June 4th?”
Other guy: “oh, that’s why I lost my car”

by Lord Ballp!t II June 1, 2024

June fools

day where you fool people like April fools, but it’s celebrated specifically on the 17th of June of 2024

T: “I hate roblox”
H: “what….? But you play roblox everyday”
T: “hahah happy June fools!”

by smartaslpro June 17, 2024

June 28th

June 28th is one of the best days, with everyone of your boys communing together after work to play beer die and poker

Angelo - so when are we playing beer die

Tony - why would we play beer die

Angelo - dude it’s June 28th duh

by The dude 172683 June 28, 2024