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Jordan

A man who LOVES Aiden's big balls in his mouth. Like he LOVES Aiden and Langston inside of him like he loves tongue kissing them 24/7 and just getting absolutely railed by them. I mean he's other that or a absolutely great guy and a amazing person fr.
I love people who Jordan I think
by jordanlover12YESyoujordanYOU December 23, 2024
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Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair
when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan
by anonymous June 18, 2024
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023
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Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.
by lingergirl November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts
Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?
by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022
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Jordan

He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
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