Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
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A boy with a fit dad bod and aids
person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob
by 69ur_mum69 November 17, 2021
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The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is the one person you want in your corner he will always have your back and if he says he loves you he will always be there for you no matter what he would give the shirt of his back to help anyone in need
Have you met Jacob
by Toast and butter August 14, 2021
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Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"
jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking
by clownboy April 27, 2018
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Funniest chavvy u will ever meet
by Jazzymcsnazzy January 22, 2018
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Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.
Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.
by sexysisk May 04, 2020
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Also known as big Chungus Jacob is very fat, dumb af, and can’t get a girl for his life!!!
by Hehrhfhd February 25, 2020
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