jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

Being a JADEN

Not hanging out with the boys for a girl, fucks 2 times for 10 seconds. He’s a sexy boy but needs more play.

Not a jaden being a jaden

by Gschockz July 7, 2022

marilyn and jayden

shy lovers. they will never confess..

marilyn and jayden wont confess when they both like each other.

by isabish November 3, 2022

pulling a jayden

rapping but at the same time, not rapping
basically just mumbling random words that sometimes rhyme.

"bro this rapper sound like he is pulling a jayden"

by liquidsaint221 June 20, 2023

National Send Jaiden Nudes Day

On December 5th (Jaiden’s birthday) females from all around the globe send Jaiden their nudes. This includes pussy, ass, AND titties. We celebrate this day so we can really take the time to appreciate Jaiden’s greatness.

💁🏾 ♀️: Did you know it’s national send jaiden nudes day?

💁🏽 ♀️: omg i totally forgot let me send him a squirting vid rn

by jaidenn- August 30, 2023

The Jill Jayden

Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else to rob them of their money by doing things like Onlyfans.

"Did you ever pull The Jill Jayden? Apparently you scam simps by offering them low quality masturbation videos."

by Okcobbler69 January 15, 2024