Hot Lap 

Doing a pass through a bar or nightclub to see if there are any fit girls worth taking home.

"Yo Blake, where do you wanna go next."
"Lets go do a lil Hot Lap through the Sandtrap, to see if there are any honey dips worth bangin out tonight"

Hot Lap by Gallagopher April 29, 2008

hot lips houlihan 

act in which a man puts hot sauce on the outside of a condom, and has sex with a women, cause her pussy lips to burn.

jimmy: I gave my girl a hot lips houlihan last night.

frank: what happened to her?

jimmy: Her pussy lips started to burn...

hot lips houlihan by ect17 April 26, 2009

hot nerd 

A rare and beautiful creature, capable of both quoting all the original Star Wars movies and making you want to hop in the sack with her for approximately the time it would take to watch said movies.

She stops by 4chan regularly, can kick your ass at Call of Duty (which of course should lead to a lengthy play-wrestling session), and, when asked, will always, always make you a sammich.

Dude, when I walked in she was wearing the Slave Leia costume and reading a Hawking book... what a hot nerd

hot nerd by justdefinedmyself April 23, 2011

Hot snake in my rubber 

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

Hot snake in my rubber by Harper March 16, 2004

Hot Carl Sandwich 

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

Hot Carl Sandwich by cjazzrun June 29, 2010

Hot Cross Bunning 

'Hot Cross Bunning' is a sex act in which two gentlemen simultaneously ejaculate across a lady at perpendicular angles (an X shape).

The aim is to make the lady resemble the traditional Christian Easter snack, the Hot Cross Bun. Aesthetically this works best across the buttocks.
A subsequent sprinkling of raisins or currants is optional but encouraged.

We celebrated the end of Lent with a spot of Hot Cross Bunning

Hot Cross Bunning by rufusdeedre May 12, 2011

hot dog farts 

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.

the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.

hot dog farts by jayzn August 4, 2013