bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings

darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad

by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020

ham and chez

When someone’s feet look like the have no ankle and are very flat and wide.

Oh damn they got ham and chez

by Yummy200234 April 08, 2021

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford March 28, 2014

Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.

see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley

by sichael mummers June 05, 2019

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 29, 2017

Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie

Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!

by The female ham dog December 01, 2019