national free the nips day

May 2nd

Person 1: “ why are your nipples out?”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”

by Cashboi May 2, 2022

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by anonymous March 18, 2023

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

Gun-Free Safe-Zone

Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/

noun

An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"

The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.

by RDaneel October 12, 2019

Free All My Hots

To release my brothers or sisters from jail.

Hots as in shooters, drug dealers and just straight criminals that has heat from the police.

Mainly used in New York I.E. Bobby Shmurda from GS9 Crips

Free all my hots ahh ahh ahh

by Chapo_ss October 11, 2016

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023