Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

dutch reacharound

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia

"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"

by thereacharound November 2, 2022

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Double dutch

It can be referred to as having a big butt or a round butt

"Damn bro, this one chick is DOUBLE DUTCH"

by FlomFlom January 18, 2022

dutch detox

When someone stops taking chemical drugs but only consumes weed and alcohol in the meantime.

I overdid it at the party last weekend, I'm on a dutch detox now and will continue partying.

by Maxxive May 10, 2023