Drying the Dog

A male masturbation technique where you use open hands either on the top and bottom or each side of the shaft to vigorously more back and forth like how towelling off a dog to dry it after you wash them.

James has been “drying the dog” cause he has stitches in his thumb and can’t grip it with an orthodox grip…

by Ben-JammedyaMum October 15, 2024

Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid

I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”

by Big Z’s February 24, 2019

Carlton Dry

AKA Dry

A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.

The beer of choice for smooth brains.

oi cunt gizza casev dry (translation: greetings innkeeper, please give me a case of Carlton Dry)

by fart on my knob May 13, 2022

Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 8, 2023

dry

when something is boring or out dated

isaac is dry

by kiddiefiddle69 October 8, 2019

Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.

“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”

by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022

dry jerk

Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.

Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.

Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020