Doing the Martinez

The act of doing homework assigned by a teacher that includes unnecessarily needed brain power for simple answers that no one cares about.

"Oh my, I forgot to start "Doing the Martinez" tonight...

by Omgffswhattthehayul March 15, 2009

doing an Obama

Dropping bombs on the homes of Iraqi children

Holy shit! The rebels are doing an Obama

by robbegluder January 19, 2021

Doing a Lukey

"Doing a Lukey" happens when you take all your clothes off, to have sex, but keep your socks on.

I am having sex with my girlfriend. My feet are cold, so I am doing a Lukey.

by D.D1979 April 14, 2020

Doing a 'Ben'

Saying or doing something which is instantly and unequivocally ignored.

Guy 1: Hey guys, wanna hang out at Little Chef? Guys? Little Chef? Get some hash browns? GUYS?!? Hello?
Guy 2: Lol nobody is listening to him
Guy 3: Haha yeah he's Doing a 'Ben'

by Lobo and Vega October 5, 2010

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 17, 2018

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

Doing a Nige

The art of answering more than one question with a single answer, and expecting people to understand the answer that is only in your head.

Q. Shall we go to Nando's or Chicken Shop tonight?
A. Yeah - book it and I'll meet you there at 7.
Q. Which one? You're doing a Nige again.

by dragon_nut June 25, 2019