John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
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Looks like tomato after PE

John David Bloom is CUTE!

by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022

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John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

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Full David Copperfield

When a male tucks his genitals back, giving the illusion that his penis and testis have completely disappeared. Like magic.

Upon returning from the restroom, his date was slightly taken aback to find he him reveal the full David Copperfield after removing his robe.

by ErikaGoose March 16, 2021

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David ponce vazquez

A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)

“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”

by Iheartvina June 11, 2023

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David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!

David H. Ponitz is shit

by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023

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If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop

*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

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