When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
by themostpeppermentofcanes November 8, 2015
Get the hand in the cookie jarmug. Jake: How did that liter of Ron Diaz treat you last night?
Abby: Pretty good up until i lost my cookies
Abby: Pretty good up until i lost my cookies
by ekacnapegnaro June 7, 2009
Get the lost my cookiesmug. by gibble-gal December 28, 2005
Get the Cookie Pointsmug. A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.
by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004
Get the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug. 1) A food individuals can consume to make themselves feel younger.
2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.
3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.
4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.
5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...
2) The antithesis of oatmeal. If one feels the urge to eat oatmeal, he / she should immediately head to the nearest convenience store to purchase these cookies. Oatmeal is a food (traditionally) eaten ONLY by older individuals.
3) The 7th major food group added by the USDA in 2008. This food group helps to restore memory loss. It can also be utilized as a replacement for ginkgo biloba. If, by chance, an individual mistakenly forgets to take his / her ginkgo before catching the bus for work in the morning, these cookies will undoubtedly
fill the gap.
4) A delicious, under-rated shortbread cookie often utilized as an anti-aging agent.
5) The fountain of youth can certainly be achieved by eating these lil chippies...
Dude, I gotta get me some of them iced animal cookies cuz I ate oatmeal for lunch today and I feel like I'm already 5 feet under. Hey, I think I forgot to take my ginkgo too.
by Anita Salve July 27, 2008
Get the iced animal cookiesmug. As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
Get the That's the way the cookie crumblesmug. Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.
Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
by Philbee September 8, 2008
Get the Where's my cookie?mug.