Bum Balloon

An action that occurs during anal sex where the female has been pushed nearly upsidown with her anus pointing upwards, the rectum opens letting air flow in and whilst the male is thrusting the air is forced out creating a false fart. The moment where the air is inside the rectum is known as a bum balloon, it is similar to a Qweef.

Gavin: I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last night and she farted!
James: Sure she didn't have a bum balloon?

Gavin: Well maybe, it didn't smell.

by OriginalHipster May 6, 2013

bum wallet

a bum wallet is the sack that a homeless person might be carrying filled with cans they picked up off the side of the road.

i saw a man riding his bike and he had his bum wallet in his basket on the front.

by metalfabber May 7, 2010

bum-tastic

When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!

by NotABum October 20, 2009

machine bum

Usually associated with consuming large quantities of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. The effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.

"We had a great time at the picnic! There was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day I had a major case of machine bum!"

by franklore December 6, 2007

Bum Spray

What happens after anal and you dont use a condom

Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"

by wegointohell December 16, 2015

Sausage bum

Male genital area, the male version of 'front bum'

Suck my sausage bum!

by jixx1mal May 3, 2011

bum swagg

Originating in California, this type of swagger is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers. they might have rips and tears in they're clothes but still swaggin. these sorts of people shop at young, urban places and thrift stores.

"Ayye, nigga i got hellah dope ass bum swagg ya feel me?"
"that nigga got some bummy ass swag!"

by swagger'd out October 30, 2011