alabama half&half

1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.

Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?

by Thomas A. August 5, 2017

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Alabama Combo

When you marry a woman and then anal fuck her sister.

“My wife left me after I whipped out the Alabama Combo”

by Your nan and her cat November 26, 2020

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..

I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.

by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023