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Aidan Nguyen (short)

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I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)
by 5onapgov September 27, 2023
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Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
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Short

the height of a kid or pre-teen. Usually our crushes are taller
tall guy/adult: you are short
short girl/teen: IM ALMOST AN ADULT U B!TCH
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.
by libheway March 26, 2022
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shorts szn

means “shorts season

aka summer
“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”
by dontstopme April 6, 2019
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Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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