white michael

A stupid ugly bitch who puts people into peer pressure. He’s is very ugly he doesn’t get bitches :). Also he is very stupid. That’s why he’s in algebra 1 as a sophomore
Ion kno what should be defined as white Michael except he is a ugly dude
by Christian ;) January 11, 2018
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Michael Poors

Most commonly used to refer to fake or knock off Michael Kors products, including watches, handbags, and other accessories. Can also be used to refer to fake or knock off items in general.
Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Flashes "Michael Kors" watch in everyone's faces, bragging how he's rich and everyone else is poor)
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!

Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)

Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...
by TheTruthHurts666 February 09, 2014
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Michael Myers

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??
The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo
by Creppy lady October 21, 2018
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michael fraley

A super sexy individaal, you just want to be in bed with him, he's extremely sexy, especially when he grows out his beard
by Michael Fraley June 20, 2017
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Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.
"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French
by Not Michael French March 30, 2012
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Michael Fassbender

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).
Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!
by beingboredsucks January 12, 2012
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michael brannen

person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen
by mavin4ever October 20, 2013
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